havencraze

Shut up with your bullshit

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weresehlat:

paxamericana:

paxamericana:

paxamericana:

hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry.

the gist of the joke is “when i look at the statue of liberty, i see all the things that make our country great [blah blah blah.] when donald trump looks at the statue of liberty he sees a 4. maybe a 5 if she loses the torch and the tablet.”

and this fucking moron is saying that the joke is funny because the statue of liberty looks like the number 4.

which is not what that joke is saying at ALL.

her follow-up to this joke was:

“you know what i think a good number for a woman is? forty five”

(because if she’s elected, she will be the forty fifth president)

and this dipshit on CNN is chuckling like “yeah, i think forty five is a good age too”

When sexists don’t understand they’re the butt of the joke because they’ve never heard a joke at their expense imo

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Stop. Normaling. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

you say this like most people on this website wouldn’t want exactly that to happen, myself included

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cannibalcoalition:
“edwardguyatt:
“ leebradford:
“Flashbacks from The War.
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The Christmas holidays revolve around Christmas, culturally the most important holiday of the year, in a long-standing tradition. So forgive me if I find it a bit creepy...

cannibalcoalition:

edwardguyatt:

leebradford:

Flashbacks from The War. 

The Christmas holidays revolve around Christmas, culturally the most important holiday of the year, in a long-standing tradition. So forgive me if I find it a bit creepy when people erase the Christmas from their speech and writing at Christmas time.

Wow. 

Oh wow. 

Wow, wow, wow. 

Amazing. 

Imagine, missing the point so completely. 

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buckysbears:

buckysbears:

buckysbears:

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It 

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okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now 

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